Ever see the movie Office Space? You'll get the play on words:)  Jennifer Anniston's character, Joanna, doesn't have 37 pieces of "flair". She should just wear these earrings. You really only need one piece of flair! 

Pebble hammered texture  1/2" 14kt gold fill little bling ring mixed with 1 1/2" sterling silver woodgrain rectangle and our signature hand made Argentium sterling ear wires.

Total length from top of ear wire is a flattering 2 1/2"

These have a nice impact but are lightweight enough they won't be aurically annoying. Because when you have flair, you really can't be bothered...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg0tpo5mPzE